bottom's up!

A great link from Andrew, about social drinking in the UK. Makes ya wonder...

Quote:
In a nation of the chronically ill-at-ease, alcohol is the lubricant that eases the pain of frightening social encounters, an essential prelude to relaxation, to joie de vivre and even, at times, to rudimentary conversation.

don't litter

Discovered on a garbage removal website:

What type of junk do you have?

Please note: We can take anything that two strong people can carry, dolly or wheelbarrow out of your house or yard, except for certain items that are difficult to dispose of in your area.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept:
Paint cans with kitty litter in them