Saturday, July 08, 2006

for sale

So far, eight rummagers and four purchasers. I have made $5.00 from the selling of my memories. Not bad, considering they only cost me SLEEPLESS AND TEARFILLED NIGHTS.

I had one lady ask me if I had jewellry for sale.
"Nope, just what I have out."
"A rice cooker?"
"Shower curtain?"
"Really, it's just what I have out."

I am not Walmart. I am Sarah, selling her shiznazz in front of her new apartment [which fits her like a new pair of shoes: the kind that look great, but give you blisters for the first day] for protit. A whopping $5.00 profit.

At least I am getting a good tan.

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