We went to IKEA on date night to pick out furniture for our new apartment. In the "As Is" section, we came across a couch. But not just any couch.
IKEA's top-of-the-line couch. At a 98% discount.As we drove out of the parking lot, after having also purchased our bed (on sale), our box spring (on sale), our mattress (on sale), our duvet (50% off), two bookshelves, and a slipcover for The Couch, Andrew was still marveling at what we had saved.
"We just bought a couch for $25. A $1,000 couch for $25. I feel like we stole something. 98% discount. I need a cigarette."
[that's not Andrew...it's his stunt double, Jonathan Boerger]
2 comments:
AWEsome find.
(were you like the chick in the Ikea commercial running toward the parking lot yelling, 'START THE CAR! START THE CAR!'? 'cuz I FULLY would have done that.)
That was actually Andrew Gazaneo's exact quote.
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