commencing countdown, engine's on

Just a few more pointers (from the recruiters at the office where I work):

1. Have a vague idea of why you came.
2. Have a vague idea of who you came to meet with.
3. Don't have your girlfriend fill out a spell test for you.
4. If she does, make sure she gets more than 32/56.
5. Write legibly.
6. When you ask permission to have one of the display apples, don't take three.
7. Don't stare at your interviewer's breasts.