Monday, February 12, 2007

ground control to major tom

When applying/interviewing for a job, here are a list of tips that might come in handy:
  1. Speak English. At least a little.
  2. Wear deoderant. At least a little.
  3. Don't dress like P. Diddy.
  4. Don't misspell your name. Twice.
  5. If a door doesn't open when you push it, try pulling.
  6. Spritz cologne/perfume, don't douse.
  7. When asked what your preferred salary is, don't respond, "As much as possible."

2 comments:

Sgt Steve said...

thanks, I should have read that before I went for that interview today. ugh.

hahahaa

Paul said...

Further evidence on how uncommon common sense is.