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When applying/interviewing for a job, here are a list of tips that might come in handy:

1. Speak English. At least a little.
2. Wear deoderant. At least a little.
3. Don't dress like P. Diddy.
4. Don't misspell your name. Twice.
5. If a door doesn't open when you push it, try pulling.
6. Spritz cologne/perfume, don't douse.
7. When asked what your preferred salary is, don't respond, "As much as possible."